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DJX Trick Member


Joined: 30 Jun 2003 Location: CA |
40. Posted: Wed Jul 30, 2003 9:39 pm Post subject: |
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DDRKirisu wrote: |
DDR Person: Are you good at this game?
Me: nope
DDR Person: Wanna go up with me?
Me: sure!
(few seconds later)
DDR Person: Pick a song
Me: *picks MaxX Unlimited (Heavy)* FUN!
DDR Person: O_O
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(Newbies just got off machine)
Gwen: HEY! CAN YOU TEACH MY FRIEND AND ME HOW TO PLAY?
Newbie1: um.. sure.. pick a mode
Gwen: what's Light, Standard, and Heavy?
Me: I think it's how much you weigh!
Gwen: Well i'm heavy I guess *picks heavy*
Me: ME TOO! *picks heavy*
Newbie2: um.. you guys won't pass a song
Gwen: why not? *picks So Deep*
Newbie1: uhh.. *walks away*
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You are so evil ...
Anyway, the quote is not really the majority of the humor in this scene, but still quite funny, and my friend got it on video camera:
Me playing Max300 Heavy first time (I can't even pass most catas yet): *panting* "this is just damn impossible"...*goes to sit down on the couch to watch the arrows fly by*...
Then me, in the middle of the pause in the song: "Alright thats it Max300! *Jumps of the couch and back on to the pad just in time to start futilely playing again, then keels over laughing and unable to breathe* _________________
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Gyan of Hell Trick Member


Joined: 16 Apr 2003 Location: Side 3 |
41. Posted: Wed Jul 30, 2003 10:09 pm Post subject: |
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Quote: | Newbie1: *scrolls through the songs and lands on a 3 footer*
Newbie2: NO! DONT! IT SAYS YOU NEED 3 FEET FOR IT!
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....... I'd have chased them around, hitting them on the head occasionally screaming: "BAKA!! BAKA!!!" _________________
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469.JR07 Si Trick Member


Joined: 17 Feb 2003 Location: Fresno...isn't that sad |
42. Posted: Wed Jul 30, 2003 10:26 pm Post subject: |
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Me: *A'ing Max 300*
Any 15-18 year old egotistical punk: "That's easy..."
Me:"I'd love to see someone of such small brain capacity even pass that one light mode. 10 bucks says you can't" *shakes hand*
Any 15-18 year old egotistical punk:*trys desperatly not to lose his ten bucks*
DDR Machine: *FAILED*
Me: "Not so easy is it....where's my ten bucks?"
Any 15-18 year old egotistical punk:*gives me ten bucks*
Me: *Walks away 10 bucks richer*
It's a true story happened to me in Vegas. guess they dont know how to gamble well. HAHAHA....losers. |
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DDRKirisu Trick Member


Joined: 13 Jul 2003 Location: Hell x_x ehh, also known as Florida. . . eep, it's too hot here x_x, AND MY SPANISH TEACHER IS SATAN |
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Syxx Trick Member


Joined: 20 Feb 2003 Location: Chicagoland |
44. Posted: Mon Aug 04, 2003 6:43 am Post subject: |
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I finally got one :
"Dey got rap music in dis game?"
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Flameboat Trick Member


Joined: 02 Jul 2003 Location: Maybe we should kiss again to teach them a lesson |
45. Posted: Wed Aug 06, 2003 9:03 am Post subject: |
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I was playing Crash on Standard and I had an FC going and all of a sudden A little kid steps on left and I hit his foot and lose my combo and I yell really loud (realizing his mom was behind me) FU....DGE. LOL! _________________
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~Swankey~ Trick Member


Joined: 22 Jun 2003 Location: Nothing's Left But Screaming Silence |
46. Posted: Thu Aug 07, 2003 1:24 am Post subject: |
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ArchDuke wrote: | 4th mix machine: "You're a dancing machine!"
Bo: "No, you're a dancing machine."
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LMFAO. these arent really quotes just hilarious ddr moments.
me and tinna were playing extreme and one of us accidently hit the right button too many times while selecting the difficulty and witout realizing it tinna pressed the select button while it was on oni mode and we were like OMG OMG NO!!! while like scrambling franticly trying 2 change it... then i just made her pay me back
also the first time my frend shaneka and ashleigh tried 2 play at my house was the most hilarous display off ddr playing ive ever seen... theyre both black and were like... oh hell no black ppl dont play this shit (not trying 2 b racist here thatz just wat they sed) but they were being sooooooooo stupid like they dint noe u had 2 wait till the arrows get 2 the top and it was just.. funny i guess u had 2 see it
also falling off the stage in the middle of the song has got 2 b pretty funny 2
once my frendz were doing matsuri japan on standard little and therez like a HUGE pause...... so one of them walks away and the other one does the worm and when the other one comes back he does a summersault and crashes into the one doing the worm..... it was a huge, funny, mess.
eh i got more 2 lazy 2 type. _________________
Shes Knows The Voices In Her Mind
They Tell Her To Leave
She's Tired Of Smiling Madly
Until Silence Becomes Very Silently
A Noise In Her Mind
for you...so... If you come here... You'll find me... I promise. |
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